METAMINER · FIELD BRIEFING BRIEFING Nº0 ▸ SUN, AUG 30, 2026 ▸ 04:23 UTC NEXT BRIEF 04:00 UTC DAILY
EMF & GROUNDING · HAVN
Pattern taxonomy

Every active pattern, by lane and state.

84 patterns across 14 brands · 7 robust to single-brand loss · 2 new this run.

Convergent, robust 7
  1. ↑ +555d

    ◆ Offer / risk-reversal architecture

    HAVN and 8 more
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 3314d · +2 cuts this run
    9 brands
    5514d running
  2. ↑ +1 cut

    ◆ Sleep and recovery gains

    HAVN and 6 more
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 1349d · +1 cut this run
    7 brands
    2305d running
  3. ↓ -10d

    ◆ Invisible threat all around you

    HAVN and 4 more
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 999d
    5 brands
    1835d running
  4. ↑ +1 cut

    ◆ Reconnect with the earth

    HAVN and 4 more
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 1218d · +1 cut this run
    5 brands
    3201d running
  5. ↓ -54d

    ◆ Lab-tested shielding proof

    HAVN and 4 more
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 835d
    5 brands
    1478d running
  6. ↑ +1 cut

    ◆ Doctor / athlete / biohacker authority

    HAVN and 3 more
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 1266d · +1 cut this run
    4 brands
    1563d running
  7. ↑ +66d

    ◆ Meter / signal-loss demo proof

    HAVN and 2 more
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 148d
    3 brands
    306d running
Convergent, fragile 2
  1. → stable

    Biological harm mechanismfragile

    GroundingWell, Hooga
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 1128d
    2 brands
    1160d running
  2. → stable

    Fertility / reproductive protectionfragile

    Aires Tech, All Citizens
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 100d
    2 brands
    127d running
Single-brand, high-signal 69
  1. → stable

    Named-condition relief

    GroundingWell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 1485d
    1 brand
    1485d running
  2. → stable

    "Not sure about grounding?"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 597d
    1 brand
    597d running
  3. → stable

    "When neuroscientists endorse it, independent labs validate it, and celebrities w…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 512d
    1 brand
    512d running
  4. → stable

    "Keep in mind, the government hasn't updated safety standards for EMF emitting de…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 461d
    1 brand
    461d running
  5. → stable

    "Say hello to your newest obsession!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 454d
    1 brand
    454d running
  6. ↑ +1 cut

    "Rediscover your balance 🍃✨."unmatched

    Earthbound
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 541d · +1 cut this run
    1 brand
    541d running
  7. → stable

    "Feeling drained all the time?"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 454d
    1 brand
    454d running
  8. → stable

    "🏁✨ Precision on and off the track!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 415d
    1 brand
    415d running
  9. → stable

    "The vibes are balanced, the house?"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 419d
    1 brand
    419d running
  10. → stable

    "✨ Protect your little ones in style!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 409d
    1 brand
    409d running
  11. → stable

    "⚡️ How EMFs are Affecting You – And How You Can Protect Yourself!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 412d
    1 brand
    412d running
  12. → stable

    "🌙✨ Struggling to unwind after a long day?"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 401d
    1 brand
    401d running
  13. → stable

    "🌟 Wondering how to shield yourself from EMF radiation?"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 401d
    1 brand
    401d running
  14. → stable

    "Tired of the noise?"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 387d
    1 brand
    387d running
  15. → stable

    "Say Goodbye to Tossing and Turning!"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 381d
    1 brand
    381d running
  16. → stable

    "Sleep Deeper."unmatched

    Earthbound
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 313d
    1 brand
    313d running
  17. ↑ +5d

    "There’s something special about watching a product get made by real hands."unmatched

    Earthing.com
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 245d
    1 brand
    245d running
  18. ↓ -224d

    "Protect yourself from harmful EMF radiation."unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 722d
    1 brand
    722d running
  19. ↑ +1 cut

    "⚠️ Warning: Your head may not be as safe as you think!"unmatched

    HAVN
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 226d · +1 cut this run
    1 brand
    226d running
  20. → stable

    "When you block signals, devices compensate."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 161d
    1 brand
    161d running
  21. → stable

    "Meet Aires!"unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 161d
    1 brand
    161d running
  22. → stable

    "EMFs are created anytime signals move through the air — from phones, Wi-Fi, and…"unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 161d
    1 brand
    161d running
  23. → stable

    "I put this chip on my 8-year-old's phone and what happened next completely chang…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 158d
    1 brand
    158d running
  24. → stable

    "As a neuroscientist, I've spent years studying how electromagnetic fields intera…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 158d
    1 brand
    158d running
  25. → stable

    "The Suppressed Technology That's Finally Breaking Free… Nearly 100 years ago, a…"unmatched

    WaveWall
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 156d
    1 brand
    156d running
  26. → stable

    "🧢 This beanie isn't just a trend—it's protection you can wear."unmatched

    HAVN
    video-heavy · 6d in field · longest run 155d
    1 brand
    155d running
  27. → stable

    "I just found out airports are basically radiation hotspots."unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 153d
    1 brand
    153d running
  28. → stable

    "Protect yourself and those you love from harmful EMF emitting devices!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 402d
    1 brand
    402d running
  29. → stable

    "EMF sensitivity is real."unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 1740d
    1 brand
    1740d running
  30. → stable

    "You Weren't Paranoid."unmatched

    HAVN
    video-heavy · 2d in field · longest run 133d
    1 brand
    133d running
  31. → stable

    "It's no secret EMF disrupts your body."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 127d
    1 brand
    127d running
  32. ↑ +139d

    "Enhance your wellbeing."unmatched

    Bon Charge
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 1262d · +1 cut this run
    1 brand
    1262d running
  33. → stable

    "Sleep disrupted by EMF?"unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 111d
    1 brand
    111d running
  34. → stable

    "The conversation shifted."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 104d
    1 brand
    104d running
  35. → stable

    "The Lifetune ONE was built for exactly this — constant exposure, constant protec…"unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 103d
    1 brand
    103d running
  36. → stable

    "Modern environments are filled with complex EMF signals interacting at once."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 104d
    1 brand
    104d running
  37. → stable

    "Before grounding became a global wellness trend, Clint Ober was discovering it f…"unmatched

    Earthing.com
    video-heavy · 7d in field · longest run 97d
    1 brand
    97d running
  38. → stable

    "Did you know Frankincense has been used for over 5,000 years as a natural healer…"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 95d
    1 brand
    95d running
  39. → stable

    "Elaura is here."unmatched

    Somavedic
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 94d
    1 brand
    94d running
  40. → stable

    "The constant notifications, the city noise, the never-ending glare of screenssom…"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 94d
    1 brand
    94d running
  41. → stable

    "Your body runs on electrical signals."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 90d
    1 brand
    90d running
  42. → stable

    "The Demi is a half body red light therapy device aimed at reducing pain in muscl…"unmatched

    Bon Charge
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 88d
    1 brand
    88d running
  43. → stable

    "The safety limits for EMF devices have not been updated since 1996 despite over…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 86d
    1 brand
    86d running
  44. → stable

    "Not sure where to start?"unmatched

    Aires Tech
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 386d
    1 brand
    386d running
  45. → stable

    "🌟 Elevate Your Wellness with EMH Harmonizer Charm Necklace 🌟⁠ ⁠ Looking to tak…"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 753d
    1 brand
    753d running
  46. → stable

    "Coleman unboxes the grounding sheet and runs the continuity test live on camera."unmatched

    Earthing.com
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 77d
    1 brand
    77d running
  47. → stable

    "Protect Your Health, One Device at a Time One small device on your phone. Protec…"unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 13d in field · longest run 76d
    1 brand
    76d running
  48. → stable

    "Airplanes."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 14d in field · longest run 76d
    1 brand
    76d running
  49. → stable

    "Wrap your wrist in love this Christmas!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 646d
    1 brand
    646d running
  50. → stable

    "Revitalise your scalp and support thicker, stronger, and healthier-looking hair."unmatched

    Bon Charge
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 72d
    1 brand
    72d running
  51. → stable

    "Do you wake up stiff?"unmatched

    Earthbound
    video-heavy · 6d in field · longest run 64d
    1 brand
    64d running
  52. ↑ +1 cut

    "When top scientists validate it, Doctors feature it, and celebrities won't leave…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    video-heavy · 15d in field · +1 cut this run
    1 brand
    59d running
  53. → stable

    "This expert tested the majority of EMF blockers on the market."unmatched

    Aires Tech
    video-heavy · 7d in field
    1 brand
    53d running
  54. → stable

    Skeptic-to-believer reframe

    Earthbound
    mixed · 15d in field · longest run 108d
    1 brand
    108d running
  55. → stable

    "✨ Feel the shift in your energy ✨ Featuring @sophiavetare in our EMF Harmony Cha…"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 339d
    1 brand
    339d running
  56. → stable

    "✨ This viral ring sold out in a flash, and it’s no wonder why!"unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 297d
    1 brand
    297d running
  57. → stable

    "They laugh now🙄."unmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 289d
    1 brand
    289d running
  58. → stable

    "Hand-blown, gem-infused Anthracite reduces EMF effects and geostress so you can…"unmatched

    Somavedic
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 268d
    1 brand
    268d running
  59. → stable

    "Why is the 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗣𝗼𝗱 𝟮 the best sauna blanket on the market?"unmatched

    Bon Charge
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 258d
    1 brand
    258d running
  60. → stable

    "For the days you heal in silence 🌸💫 You're not falling apart—you’re becoming �…"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 105d
    1 brand
    105d running
  61. new

    "Your Bed Just Got An Upgrade ✨ Better Energy Community Vitamins/supplements 142,…"newunmatched

    GroundingWell
    static-heavy · longest run 101d
    1 brand
    101d running
  62. → stable

    "Did you know that Somavedic Elaura Silver can restructure your water without eve…"unmatched

    Somavedic
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 94d
    1 brand
    94d running
  63. → stable

    "Comfortable, practical footwear that’s actually good for your feet."unmatched

    Earthing.com
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 87d
    1 brand
    87d running
  64. new

    "Wait… your jewelry doesn’t do this?"newunmatched

    EMF Harmony
    static-heavy · longest run 74d
    1 brand
    74d running
  65. → stable

    "A toothbrush that does more than clean."unmatched

    Bon Charge
    static-heavy · 1d in field · longest run 72d
    1 brand
    72d running
  66. → stable

    "We know what you’re thinking....I don't need another random pair of shoes... And…"unmatched

    Earthing.com
    static-heavy · 4d in field
    1 brand
    49d running
  67. → stable

    "A lot of women do not switch to grounding shoes because of one big promise."unmatched

    Earthing.com
    static-heavy · 4d in field
    1 brand
    49d running
  68. ↓ -47d

    "There's a reason why tens of thousands of women are switching to Grounding shoes…"unmatched

    Earthing.com
    static-heavy · 4d in field
    1 brand
    49d running
  69. ↓ -46d

    "PROUDLY THE MOST EXPENSIVE It's true. $99.99 is a lot of money. Especially for a…"unmatched

    Bodywell
    static-heavy · 15d in field
    1 brand
    48d running
Possibly retiring 2
  1. → stable

    "Promote glow, firmness and even tone in 10 mins a day with near-infrared and red…"unmatched

    Bon Charge
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 71d
    1 brand
    71d running
  2. → stable

    "Your Bed Just Got An Upgrade ✨ Better Energy Community Vitamins/supplements 141,…"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    static-heavy · 1d in field · longest run 100d
    1 brand
    100d running
Retired this run 4
  1. → stable

    "Minimal shoe."unmatched

    Earthing.com
    video-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 85d
    1 brand
    85d running
  2. → stable

    "Crystal-clear sound without compromises."unmatched

    DefenderShield
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 121d
    1 brand
    121d running
  3. → stable

    "EMF comes from everyday tech."unmatched

    DefenderShield
    static-heavy · 15d in field · longest run 105d
    1 brand
    105d running
  4. → stable

    "Your Bed Just Got An Upgrade ✨ Better Energy Community Vitamins/supplements 140,…"unmatched

    GroundingWell
    static-heavy · 2d in field · longest run 99d
    1 brand
    99d running