METAMINER · FIELD BRIEFING BRIEFING Nº0 ▸ FRI, OCT 23, 2026 ▸ 23:05 UTC NEXT BRIEF 04:00 UTC DAILY

Discovery

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8 brand candidates · 76 angles ready to promote · 13 brands at risk. Nothing is auto-applied; copy what you approve.

Brands to add 8

HAVN - formerly Lambs

first seen 2026-08-15

30 hooks bleeding into 2 tracked brands: HAVN, WaveBlock page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

🧢 This beanie isn’t just a trend—it’s protection you can wear.

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  - name: "HAVN - formerly Lambs"
    fb_page_query: "HAVN - formerly Lambs"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Life Harmony Energies

first seen 2026-08-15

28 hooks bleeding into EMF Harmony page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

Wrap your wrist in love this Christmas!

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  - name: "Life Harmony Energies"
    fb_page_query: "Life Harmony Energies"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Earthbound Co.

first seen 2026-08-15

17 hooks bleeding into 2 tracked brands: Earthbound, Earthing.com page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

Rediscover your balance 🍃✨.

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  - name: "Earthbound Co."
    fb_page_query: "Earthbound Co."
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Earthing Harmony

first seen 2026-08-15

16 hooks bleeding into Earthing.com page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

There’s something special about watching a product get made by real hands.

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  - name: "Earthing Harmony"
    fb_page_query: "Earthing Harmony"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Becoming the Ultimate Human with Gary Brecka with Aires Tech

first seen 2026-10-04

10 hooks bleeding into Aires Tech page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

Sleep disrupted by EMF?

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  - name: "Becoming the Ultimate Human with Gary Brecka with Aires Tech"
    fb_page_query: "Becoming the Ultimate Human with Gary Brecka with Aires Tech"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Rachel Jones UGC with HAVN - formerly Lambs

first seen 2026-09-30

5 hooks bleeding into HAVN page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

Home should be your safe place, yet every room is filled with invisible EMF from WiFi, Bluetooth, and 5G.

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  - name: "Rachel Jones UGC with HAVN - formerly Lambs"
    fb_page_query: "Rachel Jones UGC with HAVN - formerly Lambs"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Andy Reviews Everything with HAVN - formerly Lambs

first seen 2026-10-20

5 hooks bleeding into HAVN page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

🚨 12 hours of cabin WiFi.

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  - name: "Andy Reviews Everything with HAVN - formerly Lambs"
    fb_page_query: "Andy Reviews Everything with HAVN - formerly Lambs"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Earthing

first seen 2026-10-04

5 hooks bleeding into Earthing.com page_id not captured — use the resolve-page-id CLI

Before grounding became a global wellness trend, Clint Ober was discovering it firsthand.

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  - name: "Earthing"
    fb_page_query: "Earthing"
    hook_keyword_filter:
      - "emf"
      - "radiation"
      - "5g"
      - "faraday"
      - "wifi"

Page IDs to lock

No keyword-only brands with a clean dominant Page right now.

Angles to promote 76

unmatched:000-customers-report-000-happy-customers-17-000-customers

68x seen

Across 1 brand: Earthbound

Sleep Deeper.

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    - id: 000-customers-report-000-happy-customers-17-000-customers
      label: "000-customers-report-000-happy-customers-17-000-customers"
      match_any:
        - "000 customers report 000 happy customers 17 000 customers"

unmatched:000-mattress-you-re-3-000-mattress-awake-past-midnight

26x seen

Across 1 brand: Earthbound

If you've done the magnesium, the mouth tape, the blackout curtains and the $3,000 mattress, and you're still awake past midnight, listen up.

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    - id: 000-mattress-you-re-3-000-mattress-awake-past-midnight
      label: "000-mattress-you-re-3-000-mattress-awake-past-midnight"
      match_any:
        - "000 mattress you re 3 000 mattress awake past midnight"

unmatched:1-hz-you-re-10-reasons-52-136-1-hz

18x seen

Across 1 brand: GroundingWell

Reason #3: Your vagus nerve vibrates at 136.1 Hz when you're calm.

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    - id: 1-hz-you-re-10-reasons-52-136-1-hz
      label: "1-hz-you-re-10-reasons-52-136-1-hz"
      match_any:
        - "1 hz you re 10 reasons 52 136 1 hz"

unmatched:10-000-studies-been-updated-since-emf-exposure-poor

17x seen

Across 1 brand: Bodywell

The safety limits for EMF devices have not been updated since 1996 despite over 10,000 studies linking EMF exposure to poor sleep, focus issues, brain damage, and even cancer.

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    - id: 10-000-studies-been-updated-since-emf-exposure-poor
      label: "10-000-studies-been-updated-since-emf-exposure-poor"
      match_any:
        - "10 000 studies been updated since emf exposure poor"

unmatched:10-mins-day-day-near-infrared-even-tone-10

40x seen

Across 1 brand: Bon Charge

Promote glow, firmness and even tone in 10 mins a day with near-infrared and red light.

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    - id: 10-mins-day-day-near-infrared-even-tone-10
      label: "10-mins-day-day-near-infrared-even-tone-10"
      match_any:
        - "10 mins day day near infrared even tone 10"

unmatched:10-off-10-10-off-code-4-sole-thicknesses

26x seen

Across 1 brand: Earthing.com

Comfortable, practical footwear that’s actually good for your feet.

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    - id: 10-off-10-10-off-code-4-sole-thicknesses
      label: "10-off-10-10-off-code-4-sole-thicknesses"
      match_any:
        - "10 off 10 10 off code 4 sole thicknesses"

unmatched:100-cotton-surface-goodbye-tossing-turning-say-goodbye-tossing

66x seen

Across 1 brand: GroundingWell

Say Goodbye to Tossing and Turning!

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    - id: 100-cotton-surface-goodbye-tossing-turning-say-goodbye-tossing
      label: "100-cotton-surface-goodbye-tossing-turning-say-goodbye-tossing"
      match_any:
        - "100 cotton surface goodbye tossing turning say goodbye tossing"

unmatched:15-off-while-7-wifi-bluetooth-99-7-wifi

26x seen

Across 1 brand: HAVN

🚨 This is not a marketing gimmick.

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    - id: 15-off-while-7-wifi-bluetooth-99-7-wifi
      label: "15-off-while-7-wifi-bluetooth-99-7-wifi"
      match_any:
        - "15 off while 7 wifi bluetooth 99 7 wifi"

unmatched:20-off-ends-20-off-first-wait-jewelry-doesn

37x seen

Across 1 brand: EMF Harmony

Wait… your jewelry doesn’t do this?

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    - id: 20-off-ends-20-off-first-wait-jewelry-doesn
      label: "20-off-ends-20-off-first-wait-jewelry-doesn"
      match_any:
        - "20 off ends 20 off first wait jewelry doesn"

unmatched:44-off-90-45-discovering-simple-wake-up-stiff

16x seen

Across 1 brand: Earthbound

Do you wake up stiff?

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    - id: 44-off-90-45-discovering-simple-wake-up-stiff
      label: "44-off-90-45-discovering-simple-wake-up-stiff"
      match_any:
        - "44 off 90 45 discovering simple wake up stiff"

unmatched:50-off-discount-50-off-ends-sure-about-grounding

26x seen

Across 1 brand: GroundingWell

Not sure about grounding?

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    - id: 50-off-discount-50-off-ends-sure-about-grounding
      label: "50-off-discount-50-off-ends-sure-about-grounding"
      match_any:
        - "50 off discount 50 off ends sure about grounding"

unmatched:90-day-money-bodywell-s-swiss-engineered-celebrities-won-t-leave

4x seen

Across 1 brand: Bodywell

When top scientists validate it, Doctors feature it, and celebrities won't leave home without it, you know Bodywell's Swiss-Engineered technology is the real deal.

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    - id: 90-day-money-bodywell-s-swiss-engineered-celebrities-won-t-leave
      label: "90-day-money-bodywell-s-swiss-engineered-celebrities-won-t-leave"
      match_any:
        - "90 day money bodywell s swiss engineered celebrities won t leave"

unmatched:99-7-wifi-ago-he-put-three-weeks-ago

13x seen

Across 1 brand: HAVN

Three weeks ago he put it on.

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    - id: 99-7-wifi-ago-he-put-three-weeks-ago
      label: "99-7-wifi-ago-he-put-three-weeks-ago"
      match_any:
        - "99 7 wifi ago he put three weeks ago"

unmatched:99-99-lot-99-lot-money-best-emf-protection

68x seen

Across 1 brand: Bodywell

PROUDLY THE MOST EXPENSIVE It's true. $99.99 is a lot of money. Especially for an EMF protection chip. Sure, we could lower the price. But if we did that, it wouldn't be the best emf protection on

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    - id: 99-99-lot-99-lot-money-best-emf-protection
      label: "99-99-lot-99-lot-money-best-emf-protection"
      match_any:
        - "99 99 lot 99 lot money best emf protection"

unmatched:about-get-aires-agrees-emf-disruptive-aires-gary-calls

66x seen

Across 1 brand: Aires Tech

The conversation shifted.

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    - id: about-get-aires-agrees-emf-disruptive-aires-gary-calls
      label: "about-get-aires-agrees-emf-disruptive-aires-gary-calls"
      match_any:
        - "about get aires agrees emf disruptive aires gary calls"

unmatched:about-shielding-yourself-emf-mitigation-isn-isn-about-shielding

4x seen

Across 1 brand: Aires Tech

EMF mitigation isn’t about shielding yourself from the modern world.

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    - id: about-shielding-yourself-emf-mitigation-isn-isn-about-shielding
      label: "about-shielding-yourself-emf-mitigation-isn-isn-about-shielding"
      match_any:
        - "about shielding yourself emf mitigation isn isn about shielding"

unmatched:about-shoes-they-another-random-pair-aren-really-about

57x seen

Across 1 brand: Earthing.com

We know what you’re thinking....I don't need another random pair of shoes... And honestly, you’re probably right. But grounding shoes aren’t really about the "shoes." They’re about what your body f

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    - id: about-shoes-they-another-random-pair-aren-really-about
      label: "about-shoes-they-another-random-pair-aren-really-about"
      match_any:
        - "about shoes they another random pair aren really about"

unmatched:about-watching-product-get-made-real-made-real-hands

68x seen

Across 1 brand: Earthing.com

There’s something special about watching a product get made by real hands.

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    - id: about-watching-product-get-made-real-made-real-hands
      label: "about-watching-product-get-made-real-made-real-hands"
      match_any:
        - "about watching product get made real made real hands"

unmatched:about-works-comment-little-ones-style-protect-little-ones

68x seen

Across 1 brand: EMF Harmony

✨ Protect your little ones in style!

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    - id: about-works-comment-little-ones-style-protect-little-ones
      label: "about-works-comment-little-ones-style-protect-little-ones"
      match_any:
        - "about works comment little ones style protect little ones"

unmatched:access-full-episode-below-access-full-comment-frequency-tech

17x seen

Across 1 brand: EMF Harmony

Comment “FREQUENCY TECH” below 👇 to access the full episode with Dmitri Leonov.

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    - id: access-full-episode-below-access-full-comment-frequency-tech
      label: "access-full-episode-below-access-full-comment-frequency-tech"
      match_any:
        - "access full episode below access full comment frequency tech"

+56 more — full list in state/<slug>/discovery.json

Brands at risk 13

Brand	Reason	Detail	Seen
Shield Your Body	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 31% of hooks across 17 distinct Pages.	2026-08-15 → 2026-10-22
Halsa	`zero_hooks`	Scraper returned 0 hooks this run (FB block or empty results).	2026-08-15 → 2026-10-22
Belly Armor	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 11% of hooks across 17 distinct Pages.	2026-10-04 → 2026-10-22
SHIELD Signalproof	`zero_hooks`	Scraper returned 0 hooks this run (FB block or empty results).	2026-10-19 → 2026-10-22
ODIN EMF	`zero_hooks`	Scraper returned 0 hooks this run (FB block or empty results).	2026-08-28 → 2026-10-22
SafeSleeve	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 16% of hooks across 27 distinct Pages.	2026-10-04 → 2026-10-22
WaveWall	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 17% of hooks across 21 distinct Pages.	2026-08-24 → 2026-10-22
WaveBlock	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 10% of hooks across 25 distinct Pages.	2026-08-15 → 2026-10-22
Harmoni Pendant	`zero_hooks`	Scraper returned 0 hooks this run (FB block or empty results).	2026-08-15 → 2026-10-22
GroundingWell	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 35% of hooks across 15 distinct Pages.	2026-09-10 → 2026-10-22
Groundbam	`zero_hooks`	Scraper returned 0 hooks this run (FB block or empty results).	2026-08-15 → 2026-10-22
Hooga	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 29% of hooks across 4 distinct Pages.	2026-10-19 → 2026-10-22
Earthing.com	`extreme_bleed`	Top contributor accounts for only 45% of hooks across 9 distinct Pages.	2026-08-15 → 2026-10-22