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"Three weeks ago he put it on."

Fading114d longest run

✦ Pairs a precise elapsed-time testimonial (he put it on three weeks ago) with a near-total percentage stat, using lived-in use as proof it still works.

Single-brand, high signal · 1 brand · 114 cumulative ad-days · retired. Momentum: ↑ +1 ad-days.

Brands: HAVN

Signature: unmatched:99-7-wifi-ago-he-put-three-weeks-ago

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114dHAVN. Three weeks ago he put it on.